Sarah was no normal child. Even in her earliest years, she was clearly destined for greatness.

As with most stories, Sarah’s story starts when she was a mere zero years old. No one really knew just how special she was quite yet due to her incessant self-soiling and inability to speak fluent English.
During that age, not much was documented about her life, sort of like Jesus in his formative years. You might say that Sarah was quite Jesus-like in that respect.